Deadpool calls Doctor Octopus Elton John on stilts.
No one can figure out who The Joker is because he has no fingerprints.
There is a parallel universe where Donald Trump is MODOK.
Sometimes, Lex Luthor is drawn to resemble Kevin Spacey.
Bullseye thinks Spider-Man is really funny.
Mister Freezes Freeze Ray is a real weapon.
Professor X has an evil twin sister.
The Penguin feeds his enemies to seals.
Green Goblins skin is bulletproof.
The Riddler deduced Batmans identity.
Magneto once turned into a baby.
The first enemy the Justice League fought was a cycloptic starfish.
Loki cursed Deadpool to have an indestructible Tom Cruise face.
There have been at least five Two-Faces.
The Mandarin used to be a janitor.
Professor X eventually became a supervillain called Onslaught.
Thanos met God.
Apocalypse is a surprisingly good dancer.